dinglehoffer

Is an individual dressed for cold weather in tacky Christmas type and/or snowflake adorned winter apparel. Typical items in this fashion include knit hat with dingle ball on top, sweaters and coats with snowflake, snow, or other winter weather patterns, and sometimes pants consisting of snowmen themed ridiculousness. (If a Christmas tree is depicted in the clothing, and/or the clothing actually illuminates with small lights, plays a holiday tune, etc., see "Jinglehoser" instead, though these words are closely related.)
The pattern on that dinglehoffer's sweater is making my eyes hurt!
by Badger creater of Badgerisms November 21, 2013
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Dinglehoff

A person who is quite retarded but sly enough to be considered dangerous to any situation.

Identifying Traits - a love for German feathered hats or scullys when accompanied with a lame worded t-shirt. Repeats the same 3 stories in rotation whenever drinking, still has U2 CDs in a carrying case in 90's Mitsubishi eclipse. Very obnoxious laugh. Expert Cockblocker

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I was going to tell hot Margaret at the office about my fondness of British sitcoms, but I knew that Dinglehoff in the next cubicle would rat me out.

The bar was full of Dinglehoffs tonight, so I just went home and jerked it instead.
by Dingybong June 29, 2024
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