dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.

Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.

dingledorf by Guido1 March 3, 2008

dingledorf

Employees who work from home and don't do anything all day.

Those people always complain their computers don't work and dingledorf around all day.

dingledorf by toki_wartooth November 21, 2010

dingledorf

The act of farting on peoples when they are unconscious, sleeping, staring off into space, or otherwise not paying attention to what you or they are doing. Warning, this may cause people to become your enemy's.

"I totally just dingledorfed James."

dingledorf by havingfunatparty February 19, 2012

Dunzledorf 

An unknown place where they “get down”. Usually carry one or more 40 lb dumbells to use in case of any altercation.

Person: *bumps into a nigga from Dunzledorf*
Dunzledorf nigga: *pulls out dumbells* “Aye watch where you steppin nigga!” “I’m from Dunzledorf you know how we get down!”
Person: “Bro where is that even at.”
Dunzledorf nigga: “Whatchu talkin bout nigga?” “Everybody know about Dunzledorf!” *Swings dumbells at person*

Dunzledorf by BigBunsAreFun420 October 20, 2022

dingledodies 

Dingledodies is a word invented by Jack Kerouac to describe ‘the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a common place thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars…’
Describes, a wild spirit, a funny person, someone that's not boring at all, someone that's different and pleasant (and humurous to hang with).
Also, the comedian Russell Howard made 'Dingledodies' the title of his DVD in 2009.

Oh, man, what a bunch of dingledodies...

dingledodies by JoS October 20, 2013

dingledonut 

The result of having your pet rat shit on a plate of donuts while you're having sex with your dog. A dingledonut is something to avoid during or after a prayer service with Princess Peussie and/or Mary Mount or MOJO.

"Peussie fed me that dingledonut, knowing it would make me vomit on MOJO at the High Mass"
OR
"So there it was floating face down in the toilet, that damned nasty dingledonut"

dingledonut by Marcus Holly January 2, 2008

dinglederper 

Dinglederper: (N) One who derives sexual satisfaction from anal stimulation with dingleberries

how was your dinglederper today

dinglederper by notelisa July 18, 2014