dinglehopping 

The act of combing your hair with a fork

I caught my roommate dinglehopping the other day.

dinglehopping by The Little Dinglehopper November 6, 2011

dinglehopping 

When someone has dingleberries and they spread and/or hop from ass to gooch unexpectadly

I got out of the shower the other day and I saw that I was experienceng dinglehopping for the third time this week

dinglehopping by tha young stallion January 10, 2008