dinglehoofer

slang for penis

my dinglehoofer is burning when i pee

by nutmangreg March 25, 2010

Dinglehopper

the name scuttle from the Little Mermaid gave a fork

I am the little mermaid, i think i'll comb my hair with my dinglehopper

by Ruby December 6, 2003

Dinglehopper

A common term used among the mer-people who live in the Atlantic Ocean. It refers to the human item commonly known as a fork. However, instead of using this item to eat as humans do, the mer-people (especially young mermaids) prefer to use this item to comb through their luscious locks.

Scuttle: "Wow! Look at this! Wow...this is special. Very unusual."
Ariel: "What?! What is it?"
Scuttle: "It's a....Dinglehopper!"

by elizabeth_j#471014 November 21, 2017

Dinglehopper Rebound

When you're a widow and you promised that you would never date again but you find that one and only rebound. And because of them, you'll live for the other one.

Jacob: (loses his husband)
Jacob: I'll never love or date again.
Jacob: (finds his dinglehopper rebound)
Jacob: I've loved again

by 3:30 - 5:30 December 29, 2022

Dinglehopper

It means a very hot and smexy man perhaps even shrexy

“Hey Noah, you’re a dinglehopper!”
“Thanks”

by Noidiwnfe a December 20, 2022

dingledoofer

A term for a penis. Parents may use this term with younger males instead of dick, cock, or even meat missle.

I told my Mom I had to pee, she told me to tie my dingledoofer in a knot. I said it wasn't long enough.

by Gottapee July 1, 2017

DingleHopper

A fork

I am using a dinglehopper to get this pea ball

by dfrerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr September 15, 2009