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I boned her dirty dinglehole
dinglehole by dungley January 19, 2009
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Dinglehopper 

the name scuttle from the Little Mermaid gave a fork
I am the little mermaid, i think i'll comb my hair with my dinglehopper
Dinglehopper by Ruby December 6, 2003

Dinglehopper 

A common term used among the mer-people who live in the Atlantic Ocean. It refers to the human item commonly known as a fork. However, instead of using this item to eat as humans do, the mer-people (especially young mermaids) prefer to use this item to comb through their luscious locks.
Scuttle: "Wow! Look at this! Wow...this is special. Very unusual."
Ariel: "What?! What is it?"
Scuttle: "It's a....Dinglehopper!"
Dinglehopper by elizabeth_j#471014 November 21, 2017

dinglehopping 

The act of combing your hair with a fork
I caught my roommate dinglehopping the other day.

Dinglehopper Rebound 

When you're a widow and you promised that you would never date again but you find that one and only rebound. And because of them, you'll live for the other one.
Jacob: (loses his husband)
Jacob: I'll never love or date again.
Jacob: (finds his dinglehopper rebound)
Jacob: I've loved again
Dinglehopper Rebound by 3:30 - 5:30 December 29, 2022

Dinclehole

Dinclehole (noun) is used as an insult towards someone. Usually it is used as a general insult, similar to calling someone a butt. It's been included into a rap called "Yo Yo Yo, You Dinclehole."
"Yo yo yo, you dinclehole
You suck at life and you look like a troll
At least I have a soul
No you don't
Oh. You don't even know what fun means you're such a typical wannabe
Sure that's me but people actually like me, they run away from you cause you smell like a butt
Shut it, you mole. Like whaaaaaat?
You calling' me a mole, huh? You used to cry cause all you got was coal
When I was like five. Anyway, back to the point
You're such a dincle-dinclehole

Dinclehole
Dinclehole
Whaaaaat?"
If lost at words in a fight with your father, just call him a dinclehole.
"Why are you such a dinclehole, dad?"

Dinglehopper 

It means a very hot and smexy man perhaps even shrexy
Hey Noah, you’re a dinglehopper!”
Thanks
Dinglehopper by Noidiwnfe a December 20, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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