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Dinglemuffin
N.
An overly sarcastic person (normally a female), though is not at all un-loved or hated, but in fact loved and cherished by those around them.
Dinglemuffin's are often have negative attitudes towards personal outcomes are upcoming events, yet they are often wrong about said events and outcomes of past events.
adj. -dinglemuffinish
An overly sarcastic person (normally a female), though is not at all un-loved or hated, but in fact loved and cherished by those around them.
Dinglemuffin's are often have negative attitudes towards personal outcomes are upcoming events, yet they are often wrong about said events and outcomes of past events.
adj. -dinglemuffinish
Person 1: "I love masculine men!"
Dinglemuffin: "oh yes, because your boyfriends sooooo masculine."
Person: " Oh HAHAHA you are one funny dinglemuffin.
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Dinglemuffin: "I BET YOU FAILED MY HISTORY TEST!"
Person 1: "Oh shut up, you did fine."
20 min. later
Dinglemuffin: " I GOT 100 ON MY TEST!"
Dinglemuffin: "oh yes, because your boyfriends sooooo masculine."
Person: " Oh HAHAHA you are one funny dinglemuffin.
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Dinglemuffin: "I BET YOU FAILED MY HISTORY TEST!"
Person 1: "Oh shut up, you did fine."
20 min. later
Dinglemuffin: " I GOT 100 ON MY TEST!"
Dinglemuffin by carogray13 November 30, 2009
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Jing le mu ffin \ˈd͡ʒɪŋɡ(ə)l ˈmʌfɪn\ n, pl jinglemuffins Dutch jengelen (21c): 1. a term to describe a person who makes you happy and joyest during the holidays.
I love my girlfriend, she always knows how to make me happy during the holidays, that’s my little jinglemuffin.
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