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dingledoofer 

A term for a penis. Parents may use this term with younger males instead of dick, cock, or even meat missle.
I told my Mom I had to pee, she told me to tie my dingledoofer in a knot. I said it wasn't long enough.
dingledoofer by Gottapee July 1, 2017
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dingledopper 

My friend Malek looks like Kate's dingledopper
dingledopper by diarina May 21, 2011

dinkledooser 

Anything. It's a very versitile word.
"Oh, got me in the dinkledooser!"
dinkledooser by Gman2014 February 14, 2014

dinglehoofer

my dinglehoofer is burning when i pee
dinglehoofer by nutmangreg March 25, 2010

dingledonker 

(Noun) A silly or foolish person. A doofus who means well, but finds ways to screw up stuff. A naive social media poster who posts first and thinks later.
To all you dingledonkers unknowingly posting, liking and sharing potential propaganda on Facebook, stop.
dingledonker by TheBabypj November 2, 2020

dinglehoffer 

Is an individual dressed for cold weather in tacky Christmas type and/or snowflake adorned winter apparel. Typical items in this fashion include knit hat with dingle ball on top, sweaters and coats with snowflake, snow, or other winter weather patterns, and sometimes pants consisting of snowmen themed ridiculousness. (If a Christmas tree is depicted in the clothing, and/or the clothing actually illuminates with small lights, plays a holiday tune, etc., see "Jinglehoser" instead, though these words are closely related.)
The pattern on that dinglehoffer's sweater is making my eyes hurt!

dingledoore

another name for Bob Doore
dingledoore by Anonymous June 3, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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