dinglehoffer

Is an individual dressed for cold weather in tacky Christmas type and/or snowflake adorned winter apparel. Typical items in this fashion include knit hat with dingle ball on top, sweaters and coats with snowflake, snow, or other winter weather patterns, and sometimes pants consisting of snowmen themed ridiculousness. (If a Christmas tree is depicted in the clothing, and/or the clothing actually illuminates with small lights, plays a holiday tune, etc., see "Jinglehoser" instead, though these words are closely related.)

The pattern on that dinglehoffer's sweater is making my eyes hurt!

dinglehoffer by Badger creater of Badgerisms November 21, 2013

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Dinglehopper

the name scuttle from the Little Mermaid gave a fork

I am the little mermaid, i think i'll comb my hair with my dinglehopper

Dinglehopper by Ruby December 6, 2003

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Dinglehopper

A common term used among the mer-people who live in the Atlantic Ocean. It refers to the human item commonly known as a fork. However, instead of using this item to eat as humans do, the mer-people (especially young mermaids) prefer to use this item to comb through their luscious locks.

Scuttle: "Wow! Look at this! Wow...this is special. Very unusual."
Ariel: "What?! What is it?"
Scuttle: "It's a....Dinglehopper!"

Dinglehopper by elizabeth_j#471014 November 21, 2017

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Dinglehopper Rebound

When you're a widow and you promised that you would never date again but you find that one and only rebound. And because of them, you'll live for the other one.

Jacob: (loses his husband)
Jacob: I'll never love or date again.
Jacob: (finds his dinglehopper rebound)
Jacob: I've loved again

Dinglehopper Rebound by 3:30 - 5:30 December 29, 2022