Dillywad

A skateboarder trick in which the skateboarder stands on one foot in his living room and flips the board with his eyes closed while chewing a wad of bubblegum

Anthony was dillywadding in the parlor

by CarolMaLatte March 11, 2010

dillwad

Someone that lacks so much intelligence that they do not realize how ridiculously they are behaving. A straight up moron. An imbecile.

"Remember when John drank all those beers last night and started harassing Katie?"

"Yeah, he was acting like a complete dillwad."

by svensson doitzelkaiser November 4, 2014

Dillywang

Otherwise know as cock, penis, dick, dong, tallywacker, wiener, peepee, kickstand, disco stick, fire hose, Johnson, joystick, one eyed monster, anaconda, meat stick, pecker, rod, schlong, shaft, meat flute, tubesteak, & finally Willy.

My dillywang needs to be touched! Jimmy, quit playing with your dillywang and get out of the bathroom. While in Brazil, Doug's dillywang got some strange rash on it after visting the brothel.

by Maureen the Dream November 20, 2009

dillywacking

wasting time; being less than productive.

"Curtis, you shouldn't be there dillywacking when there's work to be done!"

by cranberry. March 3, 2010

Dillywap

Word used to replace a word forgotten started by windfall creations jamie

Let's dillywap this

by Ripley8 October 8, 2020

dillwad

Akin to dillweed but more derogatory sounding. A dolt moron dwanker wank wanker spaz idiot moron senseless

Joey: "Scott, I put all the papers on your desk into that little box by your filing cabinet, I hope I didn't disturb anything important?"

Scott: "Oh, no Joey you didn't disturb anything, you fucking DESTROYED EVERYTHING; you put my entire 700 page unpublished novel draft into the shredder you fucking dillwad!!!!"

by psiscott April 25, 2006

dollywaddle

The act of doing something really slowly; to dawdle.

v. dollywaddle, dollywaddling
n. dollywaddler

Stop dollywaddling and write your paper.

If I didn't dollywaddle, I wouldn't be so late all the time.

by blooploop October 12, 2011