Dillywacker 

A long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.

redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.

Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.

redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!

(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)

Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dillywacker by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011

dilwacker 

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.

That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!

dilwacker by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012

Dillpacker

Is used in reference to something that is dill pickle and a penis that one should pack it in something.

Phil: Yo! Why you being such a dillpacker Larry.

Larry: Okay I will stop now. You win bro.

Dillpacker by TheyCallMeThePotatoQueen March 31, 2013

Dilly Wacker

Penis, DICK

My mom walked in when I was playing with my Dilly Wacker!

Dilly Wacker by Dingaling11 January 11, 2012

dillywacking 

wasting time; being less than productive.

"Curtis, you shouldn't be there dillywacking when there's work to be done!"

dillywacking by cranberry. March 3, 2010

tillywacker 

Slang term for a penis. Used in South West Nova Scotia.

"That man has a 10 inch tillywacker!"

tillywacker by AZ May 13, 2005

dillywonker

A Kiwi unsuccessfully masquerading as a native Londoner.

Dillywonker: Go Spurs!
Londoner: Fuck off Dillywonker.

dillywonker by Jeff Jack February 26, 2011