Otherwise know as cock, penis, dick, dong, tallywacker, wiener, peepee, kickstand, disco stick, fire hose, Johnson, joystick, one eyed monster, anaconda, meat stick, pecker, rod, schlong, shaft, meat flute, tubesteak, & finally Willy.

My dillywang needs to be touched! Jimmy, quit playing with your dillywang and get out of the bathroom. While in Brazil, Doug's dillywang got some strange rash on it after visting the brothel.

Dillywang by Maureen the Dream November 20, 2009

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dillywacking

wasting time; being less than productive.

"Curtis, you shouldn't be there dillywacking when there's work to be done!"

dillywacking by cranberry. March 3, 2010

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Dillywad

A skateboarder trick in which the skateboarder stands on one foot in his living room and flips the board with his eyes closed while chewing a wad of bubblegum

Anthony was dillywadding in the parlor

Dillywad by CarolMaLatte March 11, 2010

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dillywop

A DiLLyWoP is when u take your penis and smack a girl in the facial area with it.

"That Man with the large throbbing penis DiLLyWoPPed that girl and she liked it"

dillywop by TidusX August 10, 2005

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dillywacking

An activity involving matches being simultaneously flicked and lit. The matches are held like paper footballs against the striker on the matchbox. The middle or fore finger is then used to flick the match. This causes the match to be lit before flying off the box. Often played as a game with friends.

Never go dillywacking in the woods. You could start forest fires. Also, be careful not to dillywack into someone's hair.

dillywacking by Jimmy The Giant October 13, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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