Dillywanker
When a man named zeb and a man named dylan have anal sex then before dylan cums in zeb they both yell diliwanker
Dillywanker by Wankerdonker November 29, 2016
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Dillywacker
redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.
Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.
redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!
(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)
Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.
redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!
(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)
Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dillywacker by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011
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dillywinker by T-rection July 27, 2022
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