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medical marijuana

Crap grown and sold by the Canadian Government to individuals requesting it who are in pain or have an ailment such as MS.
MS victim: "Dude, I just got on the list for some of that chronic medical marijuana."
Dude: "Error, you cannot use the word chronic in the same sentence as medical marijuana. The government obviously doesn't know where to get good enough seeds, or they don't want you to get too high so they sell you this shit. You could find a guy around here that could sell you a lot better shit than that for the same price."
by psiscott May 10, 2006
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yakasaurus

An individual that talks too much. Someone who talks endlessly on a phone dominating the conversation.
Madge: "I got a call from Burl last night, she talked on and on and on about her Iguana and quilting club. I ended up putting the phone down, making dinner going to the washroom and coming back to hear her still going on about Roe vs. Wade! She never paused or had me speak once!"
Gwen: "What a yakasaurus!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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face fucking

1) Driving one's penis deep into a mouth.
2) Kissing so hard and intensely that it can no longer be called "kissing" and needs this term to best describe the act. An act which is amazing done, and disgusting to watch.
1) "Her pussy was so dry and covered with weird pussy bumps so I face fucked her instead. Good thing I'm on penicillin."

2) "We went to Denny's after the bar and this guy was face fucking his boyfriend in the corner booth. I was so appalled that instead of rushing to the can to puke I hurled on the two of them."
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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anal muff

A pussy that smells so bad it passes as an asshole. A stinky pussy. A pussy one is about to eat until they get a whiff that smells like feces...cunnilingual abort mode is instantly instigated.
Max: "I was as hard as a rock and went down on her, it was so dark I thought I was accidently tonguing her ass until a car went by and the lights shone on us and I could see that it was her pussy that I was licking. She had a serious case of anal muff! I continued anyway 'cause I was so horny!"
Scott: "You scare me dude!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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gooey

An adjective used to describe how a woman looks in her attire. A reference to the supposition that a woman has a very juicy - or well lubricated - vagina and would be an extremely thrilling sexual partner.
Noel: "Look at the way Heather's shorts are being vaginally consumed."
Scott: "No fucking kidding. She looks SOooooo gooey!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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rod rider

A male homosexual A fag A man that likes to ride cock Hungry for cock bonesmoker fudgepacker
"I went to the can to take a leak and this fucking rod rider comes up to me and asks if he can cop a feel!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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sugarfaggy

Like a sugardaddy but from man to man. A homo or fag who takes financial care of another man, usually younger, for sex.
Mikk: "Why is Phillipe dragging that nancy toy around with him?"

Delfon: "He's his sugarfaggy; gives him cars and jewelry to suck his three incher!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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