A movie (actually titled "Dead Ringers") directed by David Cronenberg telling the story of identical twin gynecologists - Elliot and Beverly, played by the ever boring Jeremy Irons - One is shy and normal per se, the other, a total whack job. They share the same practice, the same apartment, the same women. When a new patient, glamorous actress Claire Niveau - played by the almost do-able Genevieve Bujold - challenges their eerie bond, they descend into a whirlpool of sexual confusion, drugs, and madness including the creation of "Alien-like" gynecological tools.
"I watched "Dead Ringers" and left the theatre feeling like a psychopath for having not left earlier."
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the dead ringermug. NOT so excellent when said sarcastically. Used in a derogatory manner to mean exactly the opposite of its true meaning. Said when a complete SNAFU occurs and usually inflected upwards at the end so that instead of saying the "EX" with more force, you gradually increase the pitch and distress in your voice as you follow through the word. Delivery of "excellent" is an art form mastered by the most sarcastic individuals who have experienced far too many fuck-ups. A cluster fuck expression.
Max: "Remember I told you we won the lottery, well, I took the ticket in and found out that I had a ticket from LAST MONTH'S draw, I felt like a total stooge. Sorry dude, we actually didn't win that $6 MILLION."
Scott: "Excellent!"
Scott: "Excellent!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the excellentmug. I am surprised that this word is not here yet....now it is.
Etymology is the study of the origins of words. Some words have been derived from other languages, possibly in a changed form (the source words are called etymons). Through old texts and comparisons with other languages, etymologists try to reconstruct the history of words — when they entered a language, from what source, and how their form and meaning changed.
A word often misused and mispronounced 'entymology' which is the study of insects!
Etymology is the study of the origins of words. Some words have been derived from other languages, possibly in a changed form (the source words are called etymons). Through old texts and comparisons with other languages, etymologists try to reconstruct the history of words — when they entered a language, from what source, and how their form and meaning changed.
A word often misused and mispronounced 'entymology' which is the study of insects!
Etymology in action:
"The etymologist spent hours describing the origin of the word "nice" to the students. Unfortunately no one understood what he was talking about and were all in a deep slumber after 10 minutes."
"The dean spent weeks trying to track down the entymologist to give a lecture on the derivation of the word 'aunt.' When the entymologist finally arrived discussing the workings of one of the most interesting insects on Earth, the dean was promptly fired for being a fraud."
"The etymologist spent hours describing the origin of the word "nice" to the students. Unfortunately no one understood what he was talking about and were all in a deep slumber after 10 minutes."
"The dean spent weeks trying to track down the entymologist to give a lecture on the derivation of the word 'aunt.' When the entymologist finally arrived discussing the workings of one of the most interesting insects on Earth, the dean was promptly fired for being a fraud."
by psiscott April 27, 2006
Get the etymologymug. by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the garnormousmug. THE new - to CANADA - Mercedes misnomered smart car. Word invented by psiscott once he saw this car with his little son. Can be used to describe any small useless or gaudy car such as many rice rockets
Little Buddy: "Daddy, huh..huh..what is THAT!?"
Daddy: "OHhhh, that's one of those stupid new fart rockets! Instead of offering available alternative fuels, we get offered that useless undersized winter-worthless four-wheeled over priced, MODERATELY fuel efficient, bicycle!"
Daddy: "OHhhh, that's one of those stupid new fart rockets! Instead of offering available alternative fuels, we get offered that useless undersized winter-worthless four-wheeled over priced, MODERATELY fuel efficient, bicycle!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the fart rocketmug. An aggressive asshole driver who decides that he is so much more important than everyone else in a traffic jam that he ducks out of traffic into the clear merging lane to overtake a few dozen cars, only to fuck up the traffic even more as he tries to get back in to the jammed traffic lane.
worst driver cunt asshole redneck punk shithead rice rocket street racer racer nitro
worst driver cunt asshole redneck punk shithead rice rocket street racer racer nitro
Jean is driving on a busy thoroughfare in LA when Click the aggressive driver jumps out of the curb lane - as a typical merge hopper does - onto the merge to pass 50 cars. Jean sees him coming in her rear view mirror, pulls out her 45 and blows the tires out of Click's car causing him to ditch. Click is okay, VERY LATE for work now, and no longer a threat to traffic for this particular day.
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the merge hoppermug. A term used to describe how pathetically strung-out and/or hungover - the morning after a night of excessive drugs and/or alcohol - someone feels. A feeling of being totally out of it. Wrecked. Totalled.
Scott: "Good afternoon Johnny, how do you feel after last night?"
Johnny: "What happened anyway, I don't remember much after that last eight ball of crack we smoked."
Scott: "Well, neither do I, I feel like a bag of toys!"
Johnny: "What happened anyway, I don't remember much after that last eight ball of crack we smoked."
Scott: "Well, neither do I, I feel like a bag of toys!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the bag of toysmug.