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Someone that lacks so much intelligence that they do not realize how ridiculously they are behaving. A straight up moron. An imbecile.
"Remember when John drank all those beers last night and started harassing Katie?"

"Yeah, he was acting like a complete dillwad."
dillwad by svensson doitzelkaiser November 4, 2014
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Akin to dillweed but more derogatory sounding. A dolt moron dwanker wank wanker spaz idiot moron senseless
Joey: "Scott, I put all the papers on your desk into that little box by your filing cabinet, I hope I didn't disturb anything important?"

Scott: "Oh, no Joey you didn't disturb anything, you fucking DESTROYED EVERYTHING; you put my entire 700 page unpublished novel draft into the shredder you fucking dillwad!!!!"
dillwad by psiscott April 25, 2006

dilladome 

1. Getting incredibly hyphy/dummy with you homies.
2. When ridding on the yellow buss for long amounts of time many people get carsick. this sickness is referred to as dilladome.
3. Getting Wasted/Stoned to the point where you get thizz face.
4. also another another world that represents cannabis. example "Lets smoke dat sweet dilladome."
"Yo, me and the home boys are going to get dilladome tonight, with some chica bitches."
"fool, we should get dilladome!"
"lets blaze up dat dilladome!"
dilladome by Dr. Dummie May 11, 2008

Dilladongo 

Creepy foreign man-boy who works on a Cruise ship.
Dude, I went to my cabin and when I walked in this Dilladongo was trying on my underwear.
Dilladongo by MMuffkin September 23, 2009

Dillywad 

A skateboarder trick in which the skateboarder stands on one foot in his living room and flips the board with his eyes closed while chewing a wad of bubblegum
Anthony was dillywadding in the parlor
Dillywad by CarolMaLatte March 11, 2010
1. A dunderpate; a clueless moron, an idiot sans village. Beyond being moronic, the individual carries a degree of ignorant haughtiness that begs that they be summarily bitchslapped.
2. Pretentious jerk
That dilwad in the BMW just cut me off and flashed his lights at the other BMW driving the opposite direction.
dilwad by J-meister May 14, 2004

Dillwacking Cumguzzler 

A man, or woman, who is exceptionally annoying and could be also said because you think a male is gay.

See also: gay
"Dude, Talon is wearing rainbow socks. He must be a Dillwacking Cumguzzler."
Dillwacking Cumguzzler by freezefire December 21, 2007
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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