dildomode
dildomode by skinny hoes June 23, 2019
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Dildometer
A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.
Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008
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dildomode • Dildomometer • Dildometer • Dildocide • dildomonger • dildomonkey • DildoNose • dildodadeling • Dildodexterous • Dildodore
DildoNose
Dildonose is an emoji on iphones that looks like a red mask with a nose similar to a dildo (womens sex toy that imitates a male penis.) the emoji looks like this: 👺
Dildonose accolite: Have you taken a moment to worship our lord and savior dildonose in the church of dildo nosilian?
Man in doorway of house: no but i wil!!
Man in doorway of house: no but i wil!!
DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019
DildoNose
An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺
Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?
DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019
dildomites
dildomites by The Hoboken Guido January 27, 2016
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