dildomode

a gc that is better than yallz that is on twitter

omg have u heard about dildomode gc?
yes i've heard that it's an overrated gc

by skinny hoes June 23, 2019

Dildometer

A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.

Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)

by Shouter January 8, 2008

DildoNose

Dildonose is an emoji on iphones that looks like a red mask with a nose similar to a dildo (womens sex toy that imitates a male penis.) the emoji looks like this: 👺

Dildonose accolite: Have you taken a moment to worship our lord and savior dildonose in the church of dildo nosilian?
Man in doorway of house: no but i wil!!

by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

DildoNose

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺

Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?

by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

dildomonkey

A girl who allows a guy to penetrate her with a dildo in front of all his friends while girl is off-tap and squirming around screeching like a monkey.

Megan is a dildomonkey.

by Louise B January 19, 2004

Dildolder

Dildo holder

Excuse me, have you seen my dildolder? Thank you, please, sorry

by DivaParanoya May 15, 2019

dildomites

Tiny little bugs that thrive on the filthy unwashed dildos of homeless tweakers (men or women).

You see all those dildomites on Amy's dildo? #nowwhatchagonedowithit

by The Hoboken Guido January 27, 2016