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rum - ba - lert (v.) - lerted, - lerting
To intentially drive upon a rough, uneven or bumpy portion of a roadway to startle a sleeping passenger.
Clyde decided to rumbalert his 91 year old mother while driving her to bingo and now he's written out of her will.
by khpdave February 12, 2011
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drawp - a - log
(n.) A one-sided conversation by someone who hasn't yet realized their cell phone connection was lost or ended.

(v,) The act of talking with someone who has been disconnected from your cell phone conversation.
(n.) Larry continued his dropalogue for eight minutes after dropping his call to Mandy.

(v.) Deena dropalogued about her ambitions even though her boyfriend had already hung up.
by khpdave February 12, 2011
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(n.) dis - aw - no - sec - und;
The period of time from when a law or rule is established and when a loophole is found.
Lawmakers passed a new tax regulation and a dishonosecond later discovered an exemption they could apply to themselves.
by khpdave February 12, 2011
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