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DildoNose 

Dildonose is an emoji on iphones that looks like a red mask with a nose similar to a dildo (womens sex toy that imitates a male penis.) the emoji looks like this: 👺
Dildonose accolite: Have you taken a moment to worship our lord and savior dildonose in the church of dildo nosilian?
Man in doorway of house: no but i wil!!
DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

DildoNose 

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺
Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?
DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

Dildocorn 

A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.
Did you see that unicorn!?
That wasn't a unicorn, that was a Dildocorn!
Dildocorn by Roxy Josilin August 23, 2010

dildonot 

A dangerous dildo never intended to actually be used.
After mistaking a dildonot for her regular sex toy, Mary accidentally gave herself a prolapsed uterus.
dildonot by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

dildonosphere 

A sphere with many dildos sticking out of it. May be used by multiple people simultaneously.
Aren't you gonna wash that dildonosphere before you use it? You did buy it on Ebay, after all. OR Your mum and entire extended family had such an amazing time on the dildonosphere last night.
dildonosphere by M0dey March 12, 2010

Dildocorn 

A unicorn that has a dildo as a horn
Woah look at that Dildocorn behind that bush
Dildocorn by Skyler.l October 27, 2017
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