dildolove 

A phrase which describes a man who enjoys taking his mother's dildo out of her sock draw and inserting it into his anal cavity.

Tim I heard you had a bit of dildolove last night!

dildolove by Jameslovesbaconandeggs May 5, 2008

DildoNose 

Dildonose is an emoji on iphones that looks like a red mask with a nose similar to a dildo (womens sex toy that imitates a male penis.) the emoji looks like this: 👺

Dildonose accolite: Have you taken a moment to worship our lord and savior dildonose in the church of dildo nosilian?
Man in doorway of house: no but i wil!!

DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

DildoNose 

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺

Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?

DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

dildology 

the study of dildos or dildo like substances

i got my Phd in dildology over the sumer

dildology by jawn jawnson December 15, 2007

Dildoverdose 

To Die via an overwhelming abundance of dildos in one's orifices.

Preston has a superhuman tolerance for dildojilar punishment, Therefore he is able to go well beyond the average person's dildoverdose level.

Dildoverdose by CuriousXeno February 28, 2011

Dildolder 

Dildo holder

Excuse me, have you seen my dildolder? Thank you, please, sorry

Dildolder by DivaParanoya May 15, 2019

Dildomometer 

A fictitious insertable device referred to as a way to measure a woman’s sexual prowess.

I'd give her a '7' on the Dildomometer scale...

Dildomometer by DG1 December 9, 2008