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dildonesia 

Dildonesia is a small island situated in the river Tyne. It’s made of used condoms and broken dildos with fishy fanny juice insulated inside of them. It was once voted #2 on the annual visits list in england, 2019.
Don1: Bro I’m so bored
Don2: Same , let’s go to dildonesia and fuck some white girls with many different STI’s
Don1: Good idea!
dildonesia by lanslide1ofchipotletown November 21, 2021
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dildonian 

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.
Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.
dildonian by littledoo October 23, 2008
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Dildonia 

A fictional, imaginary place filled with dildos, naked women, and an overwhelming sense of self gratification.
Check out that grin on that woman's face, I bet you she just came back from a long trip to Dildonia.
Dildonia by shizznit123 March 11, 2009

dildonasaurus 

a friend acting like a giant dildo
dude everything sucks this sucks you suck.stop being a dildonasaurus
dildonasaurus by Isiaiah October 25, 2007

dildonian 

A person or being from the fictional place called Dildonia.
Hey look Betty, there's Donald from Dildonia, what a Dildonian !
dildonian by jeffbo April 6, 2009

Dildonian 

Person who clearly demonstrates membership to the dildo species.
Dude, Pat Keating was being such a dildonian today, he must have accidentally exposed his balls at least 17 times while wearing his biker shorts at work at the daycare center.
Dildonian by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003

Dinonesian 

Ah, theres another dinonesian in the security check-in said Bob at the Airport
Dinonesian by MicrosoftPC December 24, 2009
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