Kdaddy&Pat's definitions
Jeremy: Hey bruzb u ever try a PB&S, they’re my favorite
Anne Frank: I heard its better than a PB&J
Jeremy: Yeah they are, and who are you?
Anne Frank: I heard its better than a PB&J
Jeremy: Yeah they are, and who are you?
by Kdaddy&Pat August 25, 2019
Get the PB&Smug. When one viciously rips out a female’s fallopian tubes then proceeds to strangle her with them whilst playing the kazoo
Person #1: Gubs I falugatined my girl I last night and now she’s in the hospital, ive never heard her scream like that before
Person #2: This is her mother
Person #2: This is her mother
by Kdaddy&Pat August 25, 2019
Get the Falugatinmug. Person 1: I got called a Schloopian by these girls bro im sad
Person 2: Hey man hit em with the backwards goldfish penis attachment
Person 2: Hey man hit em with the backwards goldfish penis attachment
by Kdaddy&Pat May 12, 2020
Get the Schloopianmug. Cancer and infection of the ballsack & scrotum. There is usually puss, blood, and a bit of semen for good times sake.
Person #1: Ayo kafgt my girl covered my ballsack in play-doh last night and started nibbling on it and now I have a couple giblets
Person #2: Damn giffft, have you tried lysol?
Person #2: Damn giffft, have you tried lysol?
by Kdaddy&Pat August 25, 2019
Get the Gibletmug. When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.
Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.
by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019
Get the Chronic Dildonismug. When one lies naked in bed and proceeds to nut up in the air, quickly turns to then catch their own nut in their anus.
Person #1: Dude I was tube throwing last night and I can’t even shit this morning my anus is glued shut
Person #2: Yarks
Person #2: Yarks
by Kdaddy&Pat August 23, 2019
Get the Tube throwingmug. Pronounced: gel-la-duh-ria. A sexual act in which the male sticks ice cubes in a woman's anus and continues to punch it vigorously; ice fisting
by Kdaddy&Pat February 6, 2018
Get the geladareiamug.