Definitions by Kdaddy&Pat

Schloopian 

Bill Cosby in the dick headass; A person with a penis that is attracted to roofies

Person 1: I got called a Schloopian by these girls bro im sad
Person 2: Hey man hit em with the backwards goldfish penis attachment

Schloopian by Kdaddy&Pat May 12, 2020

PB&S 

When one takes a hot steaming pile of shit into a peanut butter sandwich; better version of PB&J

Jeremy: Hey bruzb u ever try a PB&S, they’re my favorite
Anne Frank: I heard its better than a PB&J
Jeremy: Yeah they are, and who are you?

PB&S by Kdaddy&Pat August 25, 2019

Falugatin 

When one viciously rips out a female’s fallopian tubes then proceeds to strangle her with them whilst playing the kazoo

Person #1: Gubs I falugatined my girl I last night and now she’s in the hospital, ive never heard her scream like that before
Person #2: This is her mother

Falugatin by Kdaddy&Pat August 25, 2019

Giblet 

Cancer and infection of the ballsack & scrotum. There is usually puss, blood, and a bit of semen for good times sake.

Person #1: Ayo kafgt my girl covered my ballsack in play-doh last night and started nibbling on it and now I have a couple giblets
Person #2: Damn giffft, have you tried lysol?

Giblet by Kdaddy&Pat August 25, 2019

Tube throwing

When one lies naked in bed and proceeds to nut up in the air, quickly turns to then catch their own nut in their anus.

Person #1: Dude I was tube throwing last night and I can’t even shit this morning my anus is glued shut
Person #2: Yarks

Tube throwing by Kdaddy&Pat August 23, 2019

Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.

Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.

Chronic Dildonis by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019

geladareia 

Pronounced: gel-la-duh-ria. A sexual act in which the male sticks ice cubes in a woman's anus and continues to punch it vigorously; ice fisting

Person 1: I geladareia'd my girl last night bro and she passed out
Person 2: Ya'll are freaks 🅱️

geladareia by Kdaddy&Pat February 6, 2018