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Dildometer 

A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.
Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008

dildonating 

Kelly was dildonating her fat vag last night. Yeah, I saw it and it was really gross.
dildonating by Vive Cuervo November 14, 2009

Dildonnery 

A way of calling bullshit in the political world.
History Professor: "And then the Dixiecrats were formed".
Barack Obama: "That political party was pure dildonnery sir".
Dildonnery by xRahx March 10, 2009

dildobate 

Well, quite basically a shorter way of saying 'masturbating with a dildo'.
Don't ask what we were talking about when we made up this word.
person 1 - OMG i just saw a chick in a video dildobate with the biggest one i've ever seen....
person 2 - what's dildobating?
person 3 - bating dildos, stupid
person 1 - no, you're both stupid, it's masturbating with a dildo.
person 2 - oh. i knew that.
dildobate by JessyJeebs February 12, 2010

dildometer 

An abstract tool for measuring acts of douchitude on a subjective scale.
The "editors" of urbandictionary often break the dildometer scale when they reject my definitions for no good reason...including this one.
dildometer by BigEz April 8, 2010

dildonator

a male (usually a teen) who is a virgin, and afraid of pussy. The futhest he will go during 'relations' is fingering a girl/eating her out.
Bill: dude the only thing i've ever done with my girl friend is finger her.

Bob: havent you guys been dateing for a year.

Bill:yea.

Bob: lol, god damn dildonator .
dildonator by duck tape November 12, 2009