Dil-doo 

Its a fake penis made out of recycled condoms. It's the act of sneaking the word dildo in a dinner party without anyone noticing.

This is the only beer I have left.
Ricardo replies, "it will dil-doo".

The morning dil-doo made it slippery outside.
The library book was over dil-doo .

I will dil-doo it when I have a chance.

When I was a kid I loved watching Scooby Scooby dil-doo where are you.

The shower was covered in mildil-doo.

Dil-doo by Iggy Salas October 29, 2019

dildoo

a frozen turd used as a masterbatory device.

Walter broke up with Kallie when he found the dildoo in her freezer.

dildoo by Turdfucker. May 9, 2011

dildookie 

A frozen turd used as a dildo

She was shocked by the coldness of the dildookie at first and by the time she realized the mess it hasd made it was too late.

dildookie by wildmnc January 8, 2011

Dildoozie 

Either a giant dildo, or a koozie for a dildo.

Your dildo is getting too cold? Here, take my dildoozie.

Dildoozie by alt875 December 22, 2012

dildoodoo 

When someone uses a dildo in their ass and the dildo comes out with shit on it. Otherwise known as a doo doo covered dildo

My dildo has dildoodoo

dildoodoo by John Bowling December 23, 2006

DILDOO

Dad I'd Like to Do Over & Over

Dude, beckham is a DILDOO he is so hot when he is carrying his kid.

DILDOO by liberty bell123 May 7, 2008

Dildoodling

Noodling for catfish with a 3" dildo stuck in your ass completely surrounded by the sphincter and is not visible to the human eye.

I went dildoodling with my cousin larry after he told me how awesome it was.

Dildoodling by cunnelangus September 27, 2011