dildoodoo 

When someone uses a dildo in their ass and the dildo comes out with shit on it. Otherwise known as a doo doo covered dildo

My dildo has dildoodoo

dildoodoo by John Bowling December 23, 2006

Dildoodling

Noodling for catfish with a 3" dildo stuck in your ass completely surrounded by the sphincter and is not visible to the human eye.

I went dildoodling with my cousin larry after he told me how awesome it was.

Dildoodling by cunnelangus September 27, 2011

dildoridoo 

Originally used in Australia as a wooden sex assistant prior to its use as a musical instrument after the accidental discovery that you could get sounds to come out of it.

Once you're finished letting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.

dildoridoo by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

Dildodongusrex

A mythical being with a penis that gets larger every time it is used. Legend says that the size of it's penis is now inconceivable. People say they have seen this creature in the southern parts of India disguised as a little boy with dark skin.

Damn boy! Your dick so big, you look like dildodongusrex!

Dildodongusrex by irchmirch September 2, 2021

dildodongulus 

A dildodongulus is a monstrous sized penis

That they have found after digging up soil in the town of Echuca, Victoria, Australia.

Particularly used by T Rex’s and sauropod’s

Almost up to 79 inches long and 50 inches thick this long medieval device was used for infertile dinosaurs in the Jurassic and Cretaceous period.

Later used in the ice age for dinners and bath soap

Wow Amanda sure does love riding her dildodongulus

dildodongulus by Bigoldad November 14, 2021

Dildoldo 

Used to describe someone who is acting like a dildo.

The monkey who invented AIDS was such a dildoldo.

Dildoldo by Dickhole Smash October 11, 2008

Dildodore 

play on the name Dumbledore, the head master of Hogwarts, used to describe someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter series and watches the movies as if they're documentaries.

"you know that wierd kid who sits at the back of the class?"

"you mean the one who owns all the Harry Potter books and brings them to class and justs sits in the back and reads them over and over every day?"

"yeah. what a Dildodore."

Dildodore by suq madiq August 5, 2009