Dildoofus
Dildoofus by Squankorman May 28, 2019
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dilsnoofus
14th century old english term roughly meaning "dude." Actually, it was a term used by Catherine Duke (Khandi Alexander) to trick Bill McNeal (Phil Hartman) in the classic sitcom News Radio. She led him to believe that the term was a new way of saying "peeps" or "homies," when, in fact, it just made him sound like an idiot.
Gazizza my dilsnoofuses...
dilsnoofus by joe schmuckitelli May 7, 2007
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Rectillious Dildous Maximus
The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.
person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?
person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!
person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!
Rectillious Dildous Maximus by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010
Dildonius
Dildonius is a name given to somebody or something when a certain level of retardedness or stupidness has been reached; when you have become dumber than a dildo.
gizziza my diznoofus
hey ho, gizziza my diznoofus.
gizziza my diznoofus by Inebriated Penguin October 18, 2003
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