Dildoofus 

A dildoofus is a simple assed person with a nose that’s reminiscent of a penis.

Pinocchio 🤥 is the biggest dildoofus I know.

Dildoofus by Squankorman May 28, 2019

dilsnoofus

14th century old english term roughly meaning "dude." Actually, it was a term used by Catherine Duke (Khandi Alexander) to trick Bill McNeal (Phil Hartman) in the classic sitcom News Radio. She led him to believe that the term was a new way of saying "peeps" or "homies," when, in fact, it just made him sound like an idiot.

Gazizza my dilsnoofuses...

dilsnoofus by joe schmuckitelli May 7, 2007

Rectillious Dildous Maximus 

The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.

person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?

person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!

Rectillious Dildous Maximus by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010

Dildous 

Adjective // A term used to describe an object's usefulness as a dildo.

"Everything is dildous if you're brave enough."

"I don't know man, the baseball bat seems a little too big to be dildous."

Dildous by OMFGrant August 25, 2014

Dildonius

Dildonius is a name given to somebody or something when a certain level of retardedness or stupidness has been reached; when you have become dumber than a dildo.

"How many times do I have to fucking tell you Dildonius?! You're OTHER left!!!!" yelled the Drill Sergeant.

"Yes Drill Sergeant" replied the Private.

Dildonius by A$$holius March 30, 2015

dildongus

A dingus who works at McDonald's at 2 am.

I ordered extra pickles today but dang Dildongus forgot them.

dildongus by Zaklore October 4, 2021

gizziza my diznoofus 

"A good day to you kind sir or madam"; "What's up my bitch?"; "Ein das Nien Schtaken blocken!"

hey ho, gizziza my diznoofus.

gizziza my diznoofus by Inebriated Penguin October 18, 2003