Dildoodling

Noodling for catfish with a 3" dildo stuck in your ass completely surrounded by the sphincter and is not visible to the human eye.

I went dildoodling with my cousin larry after he told me how awesome it was.

Dildoodling by cunnelangus September 27, 2011

Dickdoodling 

Used to refer to someone else's procrastination, usually accompanied by other vulgarities. A combination of dicking around, or engaging in pointless activity, and doodling, which is a specific pointless activity.

Hey asshole, quit dickdoodling and start studying for your exam!

Dickdoodling by Yosemitic July 18, 2009

dildolingo

Someone who uses 'dildo's a lot and is a complete dumbass who uses duo'lingo'

He's such a dildolingo

dildolingo by Maelsplayz August 3, 2025