dildookie

A frozen turd used as a dildo

She was shocked by the coldness of the dildookie at first and by the time she realized the mess it hasd made it was too late.

by wildmnc January 8, 2011

dildockery

nonsense, foolishness,mischief, frivolity

stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!

by brendan mc July 16, 2008

dildoke

Performing karaoke with a dildo as a microphone.

She performed dildoke to the song , Filthy by Justin Timberlake.

by liloutrageous May 30, 2018

dildockery

nonsense, frivolity,fooling-around

I cannot stand any more of your dildockery!

by brendan mc July 29, 2008

Dildoozie

Either a giant dildo, or a koozie for a dildo.

Your dildo is getting too cold? Here, take my dildoozie.

by alt875 December 22, 2012

Dolookierookie

A term to use if Dogs are near a person and poop while looking at them

My dog pooped while looking at me and people started screaming, “Dolookierookie!”

by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

dildoski

A dildo which has been through ages of use and is covered with all sorts of vaginal excretion, poop, and various other disgusting liquids/fungus.

She used her dildoski and got an uber infection

by T A T A March 20, 2011