alt875's definitions

Dildoozie

Either a giant dildo, or a koozie for a dildo.

Your dildo is getting too cold? Here, take my dildoozie.

by alt875 December 22, 2012

Beerithmatic

Counting how much money you have, and subtract it from what you started with to figure out how much you drank the night before.

I started the night with $100, beers were $5, and I woke up with $50. Using beerithmatic, I know that I drank 10 beers last night.

by alt875 December 22, 2012