Definitions by alt875

Dildoozie 

Either a giant dildo, or a koozie for a dildo.

Your dildo is getting too cold? Here, take my dildoozie.

Dildoozie by alt875 December 22, 2012

Beerithmatic 

Counting how much money you have, and subtract it from what you started with to figure out how much you drank the night before.

I started the night with $100, beers were $5, and I woke up with $50. Using beerithmatic, I know that I drank 10 beers last night.

Beerithmatic by alt875 December 22, 2012