Dildoozie 

Either a giant dildo, or a koozie for a dildo.

Your dildo is getting too cold? Here, take my dildoozie.

Dildoozie by alt875 December 22, 2012

Dildozer 

One of the monstertrucks from the movie "Idiocracy" with what resembles a dildo on the bumper.

"THE DILDOZER!!!"

Dildozer by WehageDK June 28, 2009

Dildozer 

One who forces their personal opinions or beliefs onto others while refusing to consider any other points of view. A blow hard.

Ever since Larry found Jesus he's become a real dildozer with anyone who isn't a Christian.

Dildozer by Haute Pepper November 10, 2010

dildookie 

A frozen turd used as a dildo

She was shocked by the coldness of the dildookie at first and by the time she realized the mess it hasd made it was too late.

dildookie by wildmnc January 8, 2011

dildoze 

To fall asleep while masturbating

Damn, I dildozed list night and my mom caught me in the morning.

dildoze by black_llama54 March 3, 2015

Dildozer 

Attaching a dildo to a power drill and inserting it into a partener's anus.

"You want me to fire up the dildozer and vibrate your fillings?"

Dildozer by Count choculass December 20, 2009

dildozer 

Dildozer is a nick name for a person named Dylan, usually this person has alot of sex in there life, Calling them the Dildozer, The Dildozer plows the feilds of pussy.

Dude, its the dildozer, we all know that he can plow the feilds of pussy.

dildozer by blahblahblacksheep November 26, 2007