Dildoozie

Either a giant dildo, or a koozie for a dildo.

Your dildo is getting too cold? Here, take my dildoozie.

by alt875 December 22, 2012

Dildozer

One of the monstertrucks from the movie "Idiocracy" with what resembles a dildo on the bumper.

"THE DILDOZER!!!"

by WehageDK June 28, 2009

Dildozer

One who forces their personal opinions or beliefs onto others while refusing to consider any other points of view. A blow hard.

Ever since Larry found Jesus he's become a real dildozer with anyone who isn't a Christian.

by Haute Pepper November 10, 2010

dildookie

A frozen turd used as a dildo

She was shocked by the coldness of the dildookie at first and by the time she realized the mess it hasd made it was too late.

by wildmnc January 8, 2011

dildoze

To fall asleep while masturbating

Damn, I dildozed list night and my mom caught me in the morning.

by black_llama54 March 3, 2015

Dildozer

Attaching a dildo to a power drill and inserting it into a partener's anus.

"You want me to fire up the dildozer and vibrate your fillings?"

by Count choculass December 20, 2009

dildozer

Dildozer is a nick name for a person named Dylan, usually this person has alot of sex in there life, Calling them the Dildozer, The Dildozer plows the feilds of pussy.

Dude, its the dildozer, we all know that he can plow the feilds of pussy.

by blahblahblacksheep November 26, 2007