Digestile 

Excrement composing of alcohol and cigarettes.

"here bro im holding in a big dirty digestile since we got back from that pub" A.Burdn

Digestile by tallaght tales March 14, 2025

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022

Digitile 

A low IQ person who thinks vaccines will slowly turn them into a robot like human. So “they” can control us.

They’re digitile ing us by injecting us with medicine that will turn us into robots and control us.

Digitile by DMU77 March 7, 2022

directile dysfunction 

A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.

Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.

Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.

directile dysfunction by Jtothebizzy January 23, 2010

Digestin' Clothes 

The old, comfy sweats that you put on after eating a huge meal.

Uggh, I shouldn't have eaten that 3rd Big Mac. I need my digestin' clothes.

Digestin' Clothes by Chief2000 January 19, 2009

auto-fellaciatic digestion 

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

auto-fellaciatic digestion by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

digestive pyrotechnics

To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.

I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.

digestive pyrotechnics by the Den of Iniquity January 3, 2007