by tallaght tales March 14, 2025
Get the Digestile mug.An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
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A low IQ person who thinks vaccines will slowly turn them into a robot like human. So “they” can control us.
by DMU77 March 7, 2022
Get the Digitile mug.A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.
Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.
Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.
Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.
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Get the Digestin' Clothes mug.Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.
by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006
Get the auto-fellaciatic digestion mug.To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.
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