Top definition
A place where in my case I catch up on sleep.
Ms Smith gave me a Detention for being late. But she should know by now its not gonna make me learn from my mistake its gonna make me hate her a HELL of a lot more.
via giphy
by A Human Male July 14, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Detention mug for your friend Nathalie.
Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Smooth Brain mug for your fish Helena.
When you did nothing wrong but the demons (techers) still torture you
Teacher: You got detention
ME: Why?
Teacher: IDK, just for fun
via giphy
by smertieboi February 22, 2019
Get the merch
Get the detention neck gaiter and mug.
Surprising better than school.
Person 1: dude I got detention during math
Person 2: lucky!
Person 1: yeah man he fell asleep and I went to meet up with Lexi.
Person 2: *slightly drools*
by Badassbitch696969 July 01, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Detention mug for your fish Abdul.
A place where you get sent when a teacher notices something bad or inappropriated. The best way to get one is to chew gum.
Kyle: Yo David. I just got a detention from Miss Hoffman for chewing gum. So I gave her the finger and got another one.

David: For real? I just chewed 36 pieces of gum in history class and didn't get a detention. I kickass.

Miss Hoffman: Who just said kickass?

David: I did.

Miss Hoffman: That's a detention.

Kyle: Haha. Sucks for you.
by Matt. H. April 18, 2005
Get the mug
Get a detention mug for your bunkmate Riley.
'Just please don't tell the principle, the feelings irrisistible, in detention getting physical.'
by NathansWhore October 17, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Detention mug for your buddy Rihanna.
A stupid way teachers try to teach you a the way, it doesn't work!
Teacher: Hey you just got yourself a detention.
Student: Another one.
Student:O well, it's just a detention.
by Eric Someone May 18, 2005
Get the mug
Get a detention mug for your dog Paul.