24 definitions by A Human Male

Fanfiction

Fiction about characters or settings from an original work of fiction, created by fans of that work rather than by its creator. Usually it is written smut by children with the intelligence of a baby rhinoceros. However there can be some very good fanfics out there that can be sometimes better then the original work.

Now that i think of it Urban Dictionary is essentially a funny fanfiction site.

by A Human Male July 26, 2018

fast paced

Corporate speak for "Our workplace is practically a free for all with no accountability unless your a higher up." Often said to lure in naive teenagers for fodder workers.

Fast paced tells you the the managers hardly ever work themselves and the supervisors and assistant managers are left to run the show. I highly recommend you steer clear of any Job that has "fast paced" in it's description.

by A Human Male February 1, 2022

Detention

A place where in my case I catch up on sleep.

Ms Smith gave me a Detention for being late. But she should know by now its not gonna make me learn from my mistake its gonna make me hate her a HELL of a lot more.

by A Human Male July 15, 2018

Dollar General

The place poor people go to when they can't afford Walmart. Usually contains very low quality products except for a select few items.

John to Cash "The only use Dollar General has is cheap drinks."

by A Human Male November 3, 2020

Flirt

To behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone.

Cash "Chloe gave me a nice shot of her boobs yesterday and today she gave me a look at her abs I think she's flirting with me?"

Doug "Then ask her out bruh"

by A Human Male September 9, 2018

Post Malone

1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.

Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"

by A Human Male July 12, 2018

Reality

A very realistic simulation game that can be anything like an FPS,Survival horror etc. When you get too pissed about something you also have the option to use the Alcohol or Drug power-ups to provide temporary relief. And did I forget to mention you also need to replenish your own health with food and water. On the bright side you can even play video games in the game as well. Overall if you have all the right factors Reality will be your bitch.

When is this Reality game coming out oh wait I'm playing it already.

by A Human Male June 15, 2018