23 definition by A Human Male

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The race that is commonly misinterpreted as "evil" and "racist" by nearly every race. In reality all races are capable of evil not just exclusively white.
There's those fuckin white people again.
by A Human Male July 24, 2018

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Most say its hell but that word doesn't even begin to describe it.
Parents "How was High School?"
Kid "It starts with a h and ends with L."
by A Human Male April 27, 2017

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Adorable 4 legged furry creature that will cure your loneliness and all of life's problems.
All puppies must be treated with compassion and a comfortable couch in the case of my puppy.
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by A Human Male August 08, 2018

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A purple bald Titan that resembles Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars. His goals are to bring "balance" into the universe by killing half of all life to prevent their worlds from suffering the same collapse as his people. Arguably the "protagonist" anti protagonist of Infinity War and the upcoming Avengers 4.
Thanos "You should have aimed for the head".
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by A Human Male July 04, 2018

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One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.
Squidward "Why did I get out of bed today?"

Most viewers "My life in a nutshell"
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by A Human Male August 05, 2018

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Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.
There's a damn spider in my bathtub where the hell is my damn flamethrower.
by A Human Male July 30, 2018

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A basic human right that is restricted to stores and restaurants. If you try to steal food for your starving family you'll be locked away.
Food like water should be free.
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by A Human Male August 07, 2018

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