Dicoma

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When you have sex with a women so well that she passes out immediately after.

Jenny was late to pick up the kids from school because her husband just got back from Afghanistan and put her in dicoma.

Dicoma by JMcEvoy January 5, 2022

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Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you become utterly hypnotized by the guy that gave it to you

My friend Allen has stalkers. They've been dickmatized

Dickmatized by Memequeensupreme December 1, 2021

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Dicoma • dickmatized • dickma • dickmatize • dickman • dickmate • Dickmatised • Dickmark • Dickmaster • diceman

Jesper Dichmann

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.

Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough

Jesper Dichmann by MikeTheShikes April 6, 2019

Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you start too catch feelings for the guy. When really your just catching feelings for the dick.

Becky: I really think I'm falling for this guy.

Me: He is not a good guy for you. You're just dickmatized.

Dickmatized by FreeFlow January 31, 2017

Dickmatized

When your brain tricks you into thinking this man is the most perfect person ever and you can’t see anything wrong with him, then causes you to get attached and gain feelings for him. Which leads you to do absolutely anything and everything just to keep him by your side.

He’s literally so perfect, i think I’m dickmatized

Dickmatized by alecsis July 10, 2020

Dickmatized

WHEN you have had a man sex you so good that you feel hypnotized from the dick itself, as you feel drunk, and dizzy . This feeling is only Aquired by a true dicksman

i dickmatized her now she blowing up my phone

Dickmatized by KayKayDungan December 21, 2016

Dickmatized

When your behavior suddenly shifts from normal, sane or rational to batshit crazy once you get hit with some good dick....
Resulting charges range from criminal mischief to homicide..

He dickmatized her into not caring that he was a 37 year old “semi-pro” gamer owing back child support still living at home with his mommy.

Dickmatized by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ August 14, 2019

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026