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hypnotized

to be stunningly shocked while looking at ones named christy's buttox.
"you look hypnotized!"
hypnotized by Jklaklslkgnds March 24, 2008

hypnotized by internal dialogue 

When a persistent thought plays over and over in your mind.
Hypnotized by internal dialogue, she simply had no energy left or presence of mind for the actual conversation needing to be had.

hypnotized snail 

when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark
"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"
hypnotized snail by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023

Hypnotize Minds 

Record Label including Three 6 Mafia, Frayser Boy, Lil Wyte. Run by DJ Paul and Juicy J "Da Supa Producas"
Hypnotize Minds HO! Mafia-Mafia-Mafia
Hypnotize Minds by Zlatigol9 November 21, 2004

Hypnotize 

The act of putting someone into the altered mind-state of hypnosis.
Please hypnotize me to help me stop smoking.
Hypnotize by EroticTist May 14, 2008

hypnotizing chickens 

Military and government jargon: The process of developing PowerPoint slides and other media that will induce coma in the audience.
"The news media sessions often last 25 minutes, with 5 minutes left at the end for questions from anyone still awake. Those types of PowerPoint presentations...are known as “hypnotizing chickens.” "

(New York Times, 4/27/10)
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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