Dicksmell

Someone whose smells like a dirty dick. Or an asshole.

You nasty dicksmell!!

Go to hell Dicksmell.

by MarkofNero April 17, 2010

Dicksexlick

When a dyslexic person attempts to pronounce his/her own condition, the sound that emerges is "dicksexlick".

Jane: I'm concerned you may be dyslexic.

John: What?! I am not dicksexlick!

by jerfadelphia June 2, 2013

Dickellectual

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form

First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

by 12inchesisafeet April 3, 2020

dickcellence

The act of demonstrating excellence with your dick.

Did you see hear about how long Derek plowed that chick for? That was a demo of some serious dickcellence.

by iamdalehearmeroar October 25, 2010

Dicksilly

describing the silly behavior of one after extremely satisfying or passionate sex. Can be male or female.

"Apparently her nickname is Hoover for a reason and he's all dicksilly about her."

by Katiesuewho June 9, 2021

Dickshelf

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.

I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.

by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011

Dickmeal

When you take any word out of a sentence and add the word, "dick". It instantly makes the sentence "Fratty" or funny.

Pike boy one: Dude do you want some oatmeal?
Pike boy two: No dude you want my dickmeal?
Both pike boys burst out laughing and look like idiots to the rest of the world.

Pike boy one: Dude do you want some oatmeal?
Pike boy two: No dude you want my dickmeal?
Both pike boys burst out laughing and look like idiots to the rest of the world.

by I'm full of truthiness May 23, 2008