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Dicksexlick

When a dyslexic person attempts to pronounce his/her own condition, the sound that emerges is "dicksexlick".
Jane: I'm concerned you may be dyslexic.

John: What?! I am not dicksexlick!
Dicksexlick by jerfadelphia June 2, 2013

Dickellectual 

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form
First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

dickcellence 

The act of demonstrating excellence with your dick.
Did you see hear about how long Derek plowed that chick for? That was a demo of some serious dickcellence.
dickcellence by iamdalehearmeroar October 25, 2010

Dicksilly 

describing the silly behavior of one after extremely satisfying or passionate sex. Can be male or female.
"Apparently her nickname is Hoover for a reason and he's all dicksilly about her."
Dicksilly by Katiesuewho June 9, 2021

Dickshelf 

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.
I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.
Dickshelf by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011
When you take any word out of a sentence and add the word, "dick". It instantly makes the sentence "Fratty" or funny.

Pike boy one: Dude do you want some oatmeal?
Pike boy two: No dude you want my dickmeal?
Both pike boys burst out laughing and look like idiots to the rest of the world.
Pike boy one: Dude do you want some oatmeal?
Pike boy two: No dude you want my dickmeal?
Both pike boys burst out laughing and look like idiots to the rest of the world.
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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