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Dickwell 

A person or orifice that is repeatidly taking penis'
"That girl's arse is such a dickwell"
Dickwell by Dorbid January 12, 2009
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Dickwell 

An orifice or person that takes a lot of penis on a regular basis.
"Sandra is a right slut, her arse is like a dickwell."
Dickwell by Dorbid November 3, 2008

Dickellectual 

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form
First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

dickwalls 

i knew he was dickwalls because he was gay and flopped.
dickwalls by peeps5150 March 5, 2011

dickcellence 

The act of demonstrating excellence with your dick.
Did you see hear about how long Derek plowed that chick for? That was a demo of some serious dickcellence.
dickcellence by iamdalehearmeroar October 25, 2010
1. Common derogatory nickname, such as "asshole" or "cuntbag."
2. Sore on the penis.
1. You fucking dickwelt!
2. My dickwelts are sure acting up today.
Dickwelt by Sinker December 6, 2005

Dickwall 

The wall of guys that form a barrier between the dance floor and the bar area of any nightclub. Usually forms organically in such a fashion to block access onto the dancefloor or off the dancefloor. The dickwall will not move to let people pass and always looks a cross between desperate, perverted, and sleepy. The dickwall likes to force people to brush against them to leave the dancefloor and pass into the bar area. Often forms around 10pm and disperses by 1am when the dickwall realizes they are not going to have women or in some guys case, men, approach the dickwall and try to hook up.

dickwall, dick wall, dick-wall, cockwall, cock-wall, ballhall, ball-hall (both walls of a hall covered in a dickwall so you brush against both sides), the douche fence (only if its made up of mostly italian men)
I didn't see you on the dancefloor, the dickwall was too deep.

I hate going to the bar, there are always creepy old guys in the dickwall.

Did you see that total fag in the dickwall?

Why are all the black guys in the dickwall without any endowment.

Susan was trying to get to the dancefloor but got caught up in the dickwall and we lost her.
Dickwall by Harmmany September 5, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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