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Dickwell 

An orifice or person that takes a lot of penis on a regular basis.
"Sandra is a right slut, her arse is like a dickwell."
Dickwell by Dorbid November 3, 2008

Dickellectual 

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form
First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

dickwalls 

i knew he was dickwalls because he was gay and flopped.
dickwalls by peeps5150 March 5, 2011

dickcellence 

The act of demonstrating excellence with your dick.
Did you see hear about how long Derek plowed that chick for? That was a demo of some serious dickcellence.
dickcellence by iamdalehearmeroar October 25, 2010
1. Common derogatory nickname, such as "asshole" or "cuntbag."
2. Sore on the penis.
1. You fucking dickwelt!
2. My dickwelts are sure acting up today.
Dickwelt by Sinker December 6, 2005

Dickwall 

The wall of guys that form a barrier between the dance floor and the bar area of any nightclub. Usually forms organically in such a fashion to block access onto the dancefloor or off the dancefloor. The dickwall will not move to let people pass and always looks a cross between desperate, perverted, and sleepy. The dickwall likes to force people to brush against them to leave the dancefloor and pass into the bar area. Often forms around 10pm and disperses by 1am when the dickwall realizes they are not going to have women or in some guys case, men, approach the dickwall and try to hook up.

dickwall, dick wall, dick-wall, cockwall, cock-wall, ballhall, ball-hall (both walls of a hall covered in a dickwall so you brush against both sides), the douche fence (only if its made up of mostly italian men)
I didn't see you on the dancefloor, the dickwall was too deep.

I hate going to the bar, there are always creepy old guys in the dickwall.

Did you see that total fag in the dickwall?

Why are all the black guys in the dickwall without any endowment.

Susan was trying to get to the dancefloor but got caught up in the dickwall and we lost her.
Dickwall by Harmmany September 5, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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