Dickshelf 

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.

I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.

Dickshelf by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011

dickshaft 

a person who is being a total ridiculous jerk
slang originating in the northwest areas of Chicago

He just stood me up!
What a dickshaft!

dickshaft by caago August 21, 2009

dickshaft 

The middle and longest part of a penis, between the head and body.

She grabbed his long shaft and ran her lips along it.

dickshaft by Dave Mitchard February 12, 2004

Dickshift

verb- Using your penis as shifter knob in a car, as if you were driving a manual transmission

Usually performed sitting or laying down (will only work if erection)
Almost all guys have tried dickshifting (out of boredom or just for fun)

Guy1: Dickshifting is so fun dude, try it.
Guy2: Man I own that shit... everyone does it

Dickshift by HaveFunWithYourJunk November 5, 2009

Dick Shelf 

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

Dick Shelf by FishHookers February 24, 2008

dickshuffling

When someone subtly adjusts their penis during a conference or meeting

Man, Jackson was definitely dickshuffling the whole time!

dickshuffling by Chocolate Anonymousse Cake May 13, 2016

Dicksheep 

Someone with a weak sex game.

Jared is a dicksheep, his girlfriend hasn't finished the past 3 weeks.

Dicksheep by Spoopydragon July 5, 2016