Skip to main content

dicksmear 

an insult! refers to spoogey wetness on the end of a penis, that is likely to get smeared on sheets or underwear. sort of like skidmarks. but not quite =)
I hate that teacher, he is such a dicksmear!

You are lower that a bum's dicksmear.
dicksmear by Jhazmin April 15, 2005
Related Words

dickstar 

Favoriting someone's tweets just to be a dick. Best reserved for (but not limited to) pretentious statements made by obnoxious people.
"I'm so salty today. 'Scuse me while I go dickstar a few tweets."

"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."
dickstar by drspacebaby May 29, 2015

Dickstart 

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating
Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good
Dickstart by Cap watet June 2, 2021

Dickhearted 

Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.
Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.
Dickhearted by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016

dicksmack 

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.
dicksmack by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Dickmeat 

1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.
The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dick meat in it?
Dickmeat by Primeau January 4, 2009