Dickmeal

When you take any word out of a sentence and add the word, "dick". It instantly makes the sentence "Fratty" or funny.

Pike boy one: Dude do you want some oatmeal?
Pike boy two: No dude you want my dickmeal?
Both pike boys burst out laughing and look like idiots to the rest of the world.

Pike boy one: Dude do you want some oatmeal?
Pike boy two: No dude you want my dickmeal?
Both pike boys burst out laughing and look like idiots to the rest of the world.

Dickmeal by I'm full of truthiness May 23, 2008

Dickmeat 

1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.

The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dick meat in it?

Dickmeat by Primeau January 4, 2009

Dickmeat 

Dickmeat
1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.

The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dickmeat in it?

Dickmeat by Promospaien November 29, 2007

DickMeLand 

A term used to describe an overpriced, underwhelming amusement park that is referenced often as Disneyland.

Man, I finally went to Disneyland for the first time, but after such an underwhelming time, I’m calling it DickMeLand for the way I got sucked over momentarily and with the lackluster amusement rides.

DickMeLand by Tee Cee Deez July 22, 2021

dickmelion 

when ones penis can blend in with suroundings

shit, where did your cock go? you must have a dickmelion

dickmelion by sean osullivan July 26, 2003

dickmeat 

Common Kentucky slang for penis.

Suck my dickmeat!

She heard I was a "rider" so she sucked my dickmeat!

Dickmeat turnover!

S.S. Dickmeat

dickmeat by Angel T. September 7, 2005

dickmallet 

A brutal attack of words

Carli just delivered a swift dickmallet to that guy...what a badass.

dickmallet by GoliathOnline November 19, 2009