Dickmullet

When a man neglects to shave the hair surrounding his penis. Thus causing a dick mullet.

Bob:Dude look at my Dickmullet.
Dick: You need to shave -_-

by dfgfdgfgfgf April 22, 2010

Dick Mullet

When a man has a thick happy trail leading to his freshly shaved genitals. It's a party on top, business on bottom type of look.

Dude, I just got a Dick Mullet!

by TheGang608 February 27, 2015

dickolletage

A plunging pant line; similar to decolletage, but for pants. Often revealing a happy trail.

"Damn, Dave is showing some dickolletage wearing that wife pleaser with those low rise jeans.

by bankcranium December 24, 2022

dickwallet

what you call an old man that goes online and tells people he is his daughter and sends pics of his daughter

(@zasz) jlott do you know who ron traughber is
(jlott) yeah fuck that dickwallet

by rontraughber February 11, 2010

dickmallet

A brutal attack of words

Carli just delivered a swift dickmallet to that guy...what a badass.

by GoliathOnline November 19, 2009

Dickrulette

The game where girls get on a rotating table with their heads in the center and as the table spins your dick flicks on their asses tell the table stops turning. Every spins a winner

"I couldn't get a hold of you last night. What were you up to?"
"Winning big at dickrulette."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019