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Dickmullet 

When a man neglects to shave the hair surrounding his penis. Thus causing a dick mullet.
Bob:Dude look at my Dickmullet.
Dick: You need to shave -_-
Dickmullet by dfgfdgfgfgf April 22, 2010
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Dick Mullet 

When a man has a thick happy trail leading to his freshly shaved genitals. It's a party on top, business on bottom type of look.
Dude, I just got a Dick Mullet!
Dick Mullet by TheGang608 February 27, 2015

dickolletage 

A plunging pant line; similar to decolletage, but for pants. Often revealing a happy trail.
"Damn, Dave is showing some dickolletage wearing that wife pleaser with those low rise jeans.
dickolletage by bankcranium December 24, 2022

dickmallet 

A brutal attack of words
Carli just delivered a swift dickmallet to that guy...what a badass.
dickmallet by GoliathOnline November 19, 2009

Dickrulette

The game where girls get on a rotating table with their heads in the center and as the table spins your dick flicks on their asses tell the table stops turning. Every spins a winner
"I couldn't get a hold of you last night. What were you up to?"
"Winning big at dickrulette."
Dickrulette by Mr Special August 16, 2019
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