Sex had as a result of the perfect storm of spelling mistakes turning an otherwise innocent conversation sexual.
"I was tired so I stopped proofreading my texts, I was just trying to compliment her huge BOOKS, next thing I know I'm on the bullet train to bonetown"
The inability to read/view pornographic material due to complete and utter loss of concentration. Usually occurring within the first hour of a drug induced frenetic masturbating frenzy. A common condition resulting directly from ingesting copious amounts of illicit narcotics.
Friend 1: (knocking) Yo dude....you okay in there?... the Bathrooms been locked for like six hours bro... and it's now Sunday"
Friend 2: Yea bro, he dropped five flippers then the porn hit him...he aint dead in there son, He's just blue balls Dickslexick!
Friend 1: Oh shit man! Yo dude get the fuck outta my house!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.