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Dicksexlick

Sex had as a result of the perfect storm of spelling mistakes turning an otherwise innocent conversation sexual.
"I was tired so I stopped proofreading my texts, I was just trying to compliment her huge BOOKS, next thing I know I'm on the bullet train to bonetown"

"Ah, you're dicksexlick, lucky you."
Dicksexlick by anonymous March 4, 2021

Dickslicksia 

Lack of proficiency in giving head.
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Dude.. that chick must have dickslicksia. I put my cock in her mouth and she didn't know what to do!
Dickslicksia by Sarge AC October 27, 2008

dicklelickle 

Someone who likes to suck dick (such as your cousin)
That kid Joedamien over there is a dicklelickle 😥💦
dicklelickle by Omgbrooooxp April 4, 2016

Dickslexick 

The inability to read/view pornographic material due to complete and utter loss of concentration. Usually occurring within the first hour of a drug induced frenetic masturbating frenzy. A common condition resulting directly from ingesting copious amounts of illicit narcotics.
Friend 1: (knocking) Yo dude....you okay in there?... the Bathrooms been locked for like six hours bro... and it's now Sunday"
Friend 2: Yea bro, he dropped five flippers then the porn hit him...he aint dead in there son, He's just blue balls Dickslexick!
Friend 1: Oh shit man! Yo dude get the fuck outta my house!
Dickslexick by ZebVanZandt September 10, 2016

Dickedlicker 

She was a dickedlicker because she licked dick a lot
Dickedlicker by Kai A January 28, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026