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dicksmall 

Its what you say when you have a very large dick so large in fact you have to say dicksmall in order to hide it from all the women and your english teacher also i have a small dick
Jon: Hey Fil dicksmall
Fil: yeah dicksmall too but i actually have dicksmall
Jon: yeah same
Mrs. Johnson: hey Jon give my that fucking dick

Dickballing 

“Ashley! Stop dickballing around!”

D. Sherlock.
Dickballing by J C S Newin October 13, 2018

dicksmack 

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.
dicksmack by Anonymous October 30, 2002

dickwalls 

i knew he was dickwalls because he was gay and flopped.
dickwalls by peeps5150 March 5, 2011

Dickballscuntcockshitpiss

When you take an overcooked grilled cheese, paint it purple and tape it to the wall and yodel at it
Carl: Woah! Thats a really nice dickballscuntcockshitpiss Jimmy!

Jimmy: Thanks!
Dickballscuntcockshitpiss by Cxtfish February 10, 2021

Dicksmacker 

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
Dicksmacker by Skye Guy May 31, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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