dickprint

The red, oblong mark left on the face following a nice hard cock slap.

Maggie was trying to cover up that dickprint for days after trying to feel up my sister.

by metropolista December 29, 2008

Dickprint

A malicious word for children

Hey mate, how is the new dickprint?

by LemonySnickets June 7, 2018

carbon dickprint

The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"

1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.

2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.

by josjr March 29, 2010

Carbon Dickprint

The amount of carbon footprint created by masturbating to pornography with a story line based in gasoline related transportation.

Dillion: So, I was jerking off to this hot chick on Slam Van #mobilestabbincabin and it got real weird.

Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!

by Deanzie bopper March 19, 2018

Dickplant

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.

James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!

by CannabisKings March 29, 2019

Dickymint

A snivelling weaselly person with a dick so small, it can actually fit inside a polo mint.

Yuk look at that horrible naked old man he’s got a dickymint.

by dokic January 2, 2023

Hick-dickering

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010