Deano

A loud, outgoing metrosexual man between 20 and 30 commonly seen with short back and sides hairstyle, fitted blazer, financed Range Rover, new build house, and tracksuit-wearing tanorexic trophy wife.
The Deano's natural environment is within a Car Dealership, where he wins over customers with artificially whitened teeth.

Unfortunately lacking in mental faculties, Deanos congregate in newly built suburban areas with other Deanos for safety, as they lack the means of moving up into a higher-paying profession and neighbourhood.

Deano popped open another bottle of prosecco after securing another car deal.

"Deano my son, five more of those and we'll be going to shagaluf!"

by DeanosandDentures February 7, 2019

deano

A festering ass pimple.

There's nothing more disgusting than looking at an ass and seeing a deano!

by Hairy Steven July 21, 2011

deano

a complete and total badass

"That guy is a total deano."

by ImperfectAngel April 2, 2008

DEANO

a guy whos a bit of a geek and likes to think he's cool. Can often try too hard and is afraid of people knowing them as a real person.

God, that guys a deano. Can he not tell she doesn't like him

by Someone you'll never find July 20, 2009

Deano

Uncool, not fun to be around, a bore, and generally a tad smelly.

We were all having a good time until deano showed up

by Not your spam June 16, 2011

Deano

The art of telling a lie - a rather obscure or complex fib when you tell someone one thing and then deny it monents later.

"That guy just told me he was engaged, then moments later said he was single - he was pulling a Deano"

by holr517 October 13, 2013

Deano

Everyone knows deano. He’s short and funny.

Look at Deano ! Isn’t he 1 cm tall

by I’m so kind December 14, 2018