A loud, outgoing metrosexual man between 20 and 30 commonly seen with short back and sides hairstyle, fitted blazer, financed Range Rover, new build house, and tracksuit-wearing tanorexic trophy wife.
The Deano's natural environment is within a Car Dealership, where he wins over customers with artificially whitened teeth.

Unfortunately lacking in mental faculties, Deanos congregate in newly built suburban areas with other Deanos for safety, as they lack the means of moving up into a higher-paying profession and neighbourhood.
Deano popped open another bottle of prosecco after securing another car deal.

"Deano my son, five more of those and we'll be going to shagaluf!"
by DeanosandDentures February 7, 2019
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Uncool, not fun to be around, a bore, and generally a tad smelly.
We were all having a good time until deano showed up
by Not your spam June 16, 2011
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The art of telling a lie - a rather obscure or complex fib when you tell someone one thing and then deny it monents later.
"That guy just told me he was engaged, then moments later said he was single - he was pulling a Deano"
by holr517 October 14, 2013
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Everyone knows deano. He’s short and funny.
Look at Deano ! Isn’t he 1 cm tall
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A word used to describe a narcissistic and egocentric member of the male species, who more often than not dress similar to Boy George, are confused about their sexuality, have a weak character and are obsessed with singing - often forcing themselves into believing that they are the next David Bowie or Art Garfunkel. Portraying themselves as confident, outgoing and ''with it'' in social circles, deep down inside a Deano is a self-loathing, petty, angry and self-absorbed little creature. They also generally fail at life.
Man 1: ''Dude! Did you hear about what happened to our work colleague, that Mr B guy?''
Man 2: ''No, I didn't. Why, what did happen to our work colleague, that Mr B chap?''
Man 1: ''He took a disabled guy to London and left him in a random pub as Mr B then scuttled off to a singing audition for 4 hours!''
Man 2: ''For real? Isn't that neglect of the disabled man?''
Man 1: ''You bet it is! Daym, that Mr B is such a Deano!''
Man 2: ''Woah....*shakes head in utter disbelief* what a Deano....''
by IT'S REAL LOVE August 11, 2019
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They love arts & music. They are generous, kindhearted, humane & philanthropic. They love traveling & teaching but hate restraint. They are good at healing. They see goodness in everyone. They are bold, functional, broadminded & spiritual. They have will power & are determined, enthusiastic & energetic. But they are impulsive, contentious, ill-tempered, rebellious & impatient too.

Persons are attracted by the strange things, unusual, quirky also want their sex life to be so.

DEANOs can be seem as a shy not so outgoing person at first, but once you get to know them, they can be an asshole sometimes, no, most of the time.
Girl 1: Did you see the new transfer student? He is such a papi chulo!

Girl 2: I know right! His future wife will be winning in life!

Guy friend: Don't be fooled by his looks, he's an absolute asshole, but he is a Deano once you get to know him.
by Wesley from the west May 19, 2021
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