Dickpointment

An appointment to get dick.

I can't go to the movies tonight I have dickpointment.

by QUEENVPEREZ August 3, 2017

Disapointment

You.

Dad: Son you are a disapointment

by potatosaterday April 12, 2022

dickppointment

A pre-scheduled date made for the explicit purpose of smashing.

Girl 1: Where's Lauren at? She was supposed to bring the wine tonight.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear? She's at a dickppointment with Lawrence.

by antibullybullyclub May 2, 2019

Dickappointment

The disillusion felt by a woman after having too much unfulfilling heterosexual intercourse.

Sheila finally decided to bed her roomate Rhonda after her last and perhaps final instance of dickappointment with her most recent boyfriend, Clyde.

by Iron Flow 134 March 10, 2021

Dickappointment

Don’t make the grave mistake of confusing this for “dick appointment”. This is when you’ve had regular and satisfactory dick appointments with someone and one day the sex is no longer good.

I used to dream about how good the sex was, but this last time, he couldn’t keep it up or in and he basically just laid there. It was such a dickappointment. I can’t even look at him the same anymore.

by WhatsNormal47 June 10, 2019

Dickappointment

The feeling of disappointment you experience after having sex with someone whose penis was not what you were expecting/hoping for in a pee pee.

"We had sex but I was extremely dickappointed."

"The sex was a dickappointment."

by Hazelnoots October 8, 2014

dickappointment

Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.

**Female: Damn, I was really looking forward to getting that dick-down this weekend....but he decided that wouldn't work (dickappointment). Thinking he could get a rain check. Silly Man.

**Male: Damn, I was gonna put it on ole girl in Va this wkend , But my ppl from college are coming to my town, ill get with Miss Va. some other time......only to realize there are no 2nd chances-dickappointment

Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.

by MaleCollector December 1, 2015