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dickmitized 

To be so hypnotized by (or obsessed with) a guy's dick that a girl/guy will let them do crazy things and they think nothing is wrong with it
Jill got so dickmitized by that unemployed guy who smokes pot and sleeps on the beach that she let him borrow her car for a month and he drove it into the ocean.
dickmitized by Mr. Cynical DC August 1, 2010

Dickament 

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe
"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"
Dickament by NDemus October 7, 2007

Dickmitt 

A dickmitt is someone who is used only as an instrument of oral sex. Typically refers to a girlfriend or female that people know is only being used for sex as she is either not brilliant or not beautiful. It is a derogatory reference or used to insult a male about his significant other.
It's strange that Mark gets so worked up when we discuss His dickmitt! It's not like he'll admit to being in a relationship with Katie!

"Where's Joel?" "oh he left to get blown by his dickmitt Lisa"
Dickmitt by TLU November 12, 2011

Dickmitized 

Definition 1: When the dick is so good, you're not able to sleep, or function without it, and you can't wait have it again...in other words a man's dick game it so good you are literally hypnotized by it.

Definition 2: A state where as a female may become attached to a male counterpart after sexual intercourse, because his pipe game is unbelievably good...ultimately leading to instant arrousal when said man is in their presence.
"Zaddy layed the pipe so good that he got me dickmitized ."
Dickmitized by Redd_bandit619 February 4, 2017
A person (usually male) who is expert in forging dicks. He can make good quality dicks, which are dicksword, dickknife, dickaxe, dickspear, dick-plate armor and dick-chain armor.

In early 1700s, someone from blacksmith association got caught while forging his own dick. He tried to defend his technique but because of it's very dangerous risk, he was expelled from the association. He felt that he shouldn't waste his talent, so he traveled around the world in order to make his technique even better. His masterpiece was the Lightning Dick of Mass Destruction, which was created when he was in Hawaii. Since then, he kept creating many more deadly dick-weapons. He went to Japan to make the dick-katana for Kurasa Takada. Once he got lost somewhere in England, he managed to create the dick-magic wand which used by one of the Hogwarts' students. His last creation was the ring named "Lord of the Dick". Unfortunately, he came to his death when tried to use it as an dick accessory.
A: Do you know the man named Kuobati Anumu? I want to order a dicksword.
B: Ooooh, that popular dicksmith. Let me show you his house.
dicksmith by zedkiel January 17, 2008
The ultimate insult surpassing any other insult derived from body parts and/or objects inserted into or used on body parts for various purposes, such as "douchebag" "asshole" or "cunt bucket" There is nothing more degrading than being called the accumulation of underwear fuzz, sweat, urine, pre-ejactulatory fluid, and pubic hair on the tip of someones dick.
"Fuck off you fucking dicklint!"

person A: "you're a skank ass whore!"

person B " well you're a shitty dicklint!"
Dicklint by Babakism January 19, 2010