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The closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or E-penis. However, dick points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.

Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.
Example one:

Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!

Guy2: So fucking what?

Guy1: LOL you must like have 3

Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit

Guy1: LOL stfu n00b

Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?

Example two:

Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111

Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.
by Dintastic October 09, 2008
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