Pinocchio

1. A person with autism or other neurodiverse condition.

So called because just like Pinocchio they'll never be a real boy.

This Pinocchio keeps staring at me.

by LemonySnickets November 02, 2022

The power of boners

The act of putting your desire to have sexual interaction with someone over top of survival instinct. This can manifest in both genders as undertaking extremely dangerous, stupid or embarrassing acts.

Regularly seen in cinema where characters either do something illogical in order to impress another character or two characters ignore the dangers around them to have a romantic moment.

Person 1: "Dude, why did he run back into the collapsing building he just escaped from?
Person 2: "Hot chick is still inside. The Power of boners"

by LemonySnickets December 19, 2018

beau5

Beautiful.

Derived from the common smart phone typo when using gboard.

Honey, you're so beau5

by LemonySnickets April 27, 2022

Bocket

A rear pocket, a butt pocket

This new line of workout gear comes with bockets

by LemonySnickets April 19, 2018

Perangry

Anger or moodiness in a woman, caused by the onset of a period.

My wife gets so perangry whenever it's that time of the month

by LemonySnickets November 03, 2020

2:30 Appointment

Afternoon sex

Wife: Don't forget you have a 2:30 appointment today

by LemonySnickets January 22, 2022

Double Doors

A slang term for big ears

Oh my did you see the double doors on that kid?

by LemonySnickets June 04, 2017