LemonySnickets's definitions

Starfish

A sexual partner (usually female) who is not actively involved in the sexual encounter.

"My girl is a starfish, how can I fix this?"

by LemonySnickets March 1, 2016

Big Dick Syndrome

A person of any gender who uses their achievements, particularly those of a financial or career nature, as if they're swinging a big imaginary dick around the room. Very regularly seen on online dating profiles, or in first meeting situations.

Big Dick Syndrome most usually occupies people who for one reason or another feel insecure about themselves so try to put on a face to cover up their short comings.

"Hey baby, nice to meet you. I'm the senior executive manager of customer experience and digitalisation at XZY, and I think you're pretty hot, want to go for a ride in my '63 Ferrari Roadster? "

"I don't know, with your big dick syndrome you might not have room in the passenger side for me"

by LemonySnickets July 14, 2019

Ronan Hour

Similar to a baker's dozen but for time. A ronan hour is a time period of 45 minutes.

"Ok, looking forward to seeing you in a about a ronan hour"

by LemonySnickets April 17, 2019

Stick your head in a bucket

1. To be so frustrated with someone that you want them to kill themselves.
2. To want someone to stop existing

Oh my god moron, go stick your head in a bucket

by LemonySnickets December 13, 2019

iSpastic

Someone who is mistakes memes or other elements of internet culture for reality

Politician 1: I think we should fix the economy
Politician 2: Ok boomer
Politician 1: I'm 25 you iSpastic

by LemonySnickets December 16, 2019

Slug Life

To be chronically lazy & sluggish. When one is proud of their long term laziness.

Person 1: Come on lazy bones, get out of bed it's passed midday
Person 2: Slug Life bro

by LemonySnickets May 28, 2018

Outrage Junky

A person on the internet, usually a social media platform, who is addicted to the endorphin hit received from being outraged. Outrage junkies often invent or find trivial things to be outraged over in order to get their fix.

This outrage junky on twitter was making death threats at me because I wore a woollen sweater in a photo

by LemonySnickets March 19, 2020