dickpants 

skintight jeans commonly worn by 80's rockers and metalheads. Pants are so tight that you can see the dick, hence the name dickpants. Can also be refered to as brokeback pants.

"Hey John, nice jeans man. When the hell did you start wearing dickpants?"

"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"

dickpants by devillock July 23, 2006

dickpants 

A contemptible person

Guy 1: Jacob was so rude at that party last night!
Guy 2: I know right? He's such a dickpants!

dickpants by Qwertyquoo March 3, 2022

Dickpants McDaniels 

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.

Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!

Dickpants McDaniels by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008

Dickplant 

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.

James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!

Dickplant by CannabisKings March 29, 2019

Charles Dickcunts 

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'

'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

Charles Dickcunts by Anonymous submissions March 1, 2017

Dickanese

the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.

"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "

"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)

"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)

Dickanese by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008

Dickpause 

1.) to take a step back and look at the situation
2.) the moment right before men cum

Dude you just need to take a Dickpause and check yourself

Dickpause by Rapping January 4, 2015