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dickanus 

when someone you know is being unsavory./you.
"I'll call you by your name...dickanus."
dickanus by dirk squarejaw May 5, 2003
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dickanus 

Someone who is being a 'dick' (as being annoying) and an 'anus' (retard)
That fucking dickanus is pissing me off.
Dickanus!
I've never seen such a bigger dickanus in my life!
dickanus by Roxton September 13, 2006

dickanus 

is the inside of the tip of your penal erection
i put a tree limb in my dickanus.
dickanus by cory smith December 17, 2003

dickanus 

addicted.to.chaos aka bert. the act of being a closet english fag who is bipolar and/or with down syndrome
jesus christ Bert u fukn dickanus. Stop crying about the pony u never got when u turned 13. grow some balls u dickanus

Dickanus 

Literally a insult people use to call someone a dick head AND a asshole
SHUT UP DICKANUS
Dickanus by Stephen Stotch July 24, 2023
the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.
"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "

"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)

"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
Dickanese by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008

dick anus 

A name for a person who causes strife in your world. Can be found in trafic, restaurants, or even your neighbor hood.
That dick anus cut me off in traffic. I hope he gets murdered in front of his children.
dick anus by Dick A. Nuss March 12, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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