Dickola

The shortest man you will ever meet and probably bites their nails and has chubby fingers. has had a lot of girlfriends because of his teddy bear body. he thinks he's hot but he's really just a life sized teddy bear. if you ever meet a dickola take him for granted and then drop him. you also get free candy and snacks. hes very unhygienic and smells GROSS

Annie: omg dickola is staring at you
Slava: YESSSSS finally i get my live sized teddy bear and free food!!!
Annie: have fun using him:)))))

by Its_me_einat January 27, 2020

Dickplant

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.

James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!

by CannabisKings March 29, 2019

Dickslandees

Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first person diagnosed with this deadly disease.

He suffers from dickslandees

by Vau fan March 19, 2021

Dickology

Dickology

Pronunciation- DI-CK-AW-OLA-GEE
The origin of this word is from 'Ancient Greece'.

The meaning of 'Dickology' is the study of the "body count" women have. Women usually keep a journal of their 'Dickology'.

Jennifer- "Hi doctor Mike I think I have a STD"
Dr Mike- "Well ok Jennifer, do you think I can check your Dickology"

by Zestypoopoo February 24, 2021

dickoration

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.

"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."

by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014

Dinkola

the snake in your pants

Arte: Go suck a dinkola
Nathan: no thanks

by TheManEatingCar December 11, 2007

dicklash

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.

Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!

by melidollabillz February 7, 2014