Dickola

The shortest man you will ever meet and probably bites their nails and has chubby fingers. has had a lot of girlfriends because of his teddy bear body. he thinks he's hot but he's really just a life sized teddy bear. if you ever meet a dickola take him for granted and then drop him. you also get free candy and snacks. hes very unhygienic and smells GROSS

Annie: omg dickola is staring at you
Slava: YESSSSS finally i get my live sized teddy bear and free food!!!
Annie: have fun using him:)))))

Dickola by Its_me_einat January 27, 2020

Dickplant 

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.

James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!

Dickplant by CannabisKings March 29, 2019

Dickslandees 

Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first person diagnosed with this deadly disease.

He suffers from dickslandees

Dickslandees by Vau fan March 19, 2021

Dickology 

Dickology

Pronunciation- DI-CK-AW-OLA-GEE
The origin of this word is from 'Ancient Greece'.

The meaning of 'Dickology' is the study of the "body count" women have. Women usually keep a journal of their 'Dickology'.

Jennifer- "Hi doctor Mike I think I have a STD"
Dr Mike- "Well ok Jennifer, do you think I can check your Dickology"

Dickology by Zestypoopoo February 24, 2021

dickoration 

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.

"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."

dickoration by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014

Dinkola 

the snake in your pants

Arte: Go suck a dinkola
Nathan: no thanks

Dinkola by TheManEatingCar December 11, 2007

dicklash 

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.

Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!

dicklash by melidollabillz February 7, 2014